Skills: reading, writing, arithmetic, keeping a straight face, eating a camembert whole. Hobbies: Playing guitar (acoustic/electric/air), Football (maybe this should go in skills!), "Socialising", Skiing/falling over.

3 favourites: 1 Favourite TV shows: Neighbours (now sadly seldom seen due to dedication to career), Have I Got News for You (now sadly seldom seen due to dedication to going out on Friday nights) 2 Favourite drinks: Lemon Fanta, Huberbr?u Beer, Jack Daniels Single Barrel (not necessarily in that order) 3 Favourite cities visited: Barcelona, Vienna, New York

All-time heroes: E Cantona, Obelix, Obi-Wan Kenobi

Words to live by: You can have it all but how much do you want it?

Mother Tongue: English.

Other Languages: German, Spanish.